My plan for positive reinforcement failed. Forgot to check the date on my jelly beans. 2012!?! For shame! #CVS for shame.
(PSA: Always check the date on your jelly candy e.g. gummy bears, dots, mike and ike, etc. If it doesn’t say 2014, aka the year that is almost over, don’t buy it. It’s not worth the risk of getting hard, tough, yucky candy instead of gooeyness. Be safe sugar addicts.) :’(

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My plan for positive reinforcement failed. Forgot to check the date on my jelly beans. 2012!?! For shame! #CVS for shame.
(PSA: Always check the date on your jelly candy e.g. gummy bears, dots, mike and ike, etc. If it doesn’t say 2014, aka the year that is almost over, don’t buy it. It’s not worth the risk of getting hard, tough, yucky candy instead of gooeyness. Be safe sugar addicts.) :’(

Stonybrook is so great for people watching

Even better people listening. 
Overheard quote of the day, 
"You get cranky, I get high!"

kendrawcandraw:

For those who are 1D af, we salute you

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever done

And there is FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING TODAY

I read this as I Don’t Bolt a fuck…*shrug*

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kendrawcandraw:

For those who are 1D af, we salute you

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever done

And there is FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING TODAY

I read this as I Don’t Bolt a fuck…*shrug*

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

Turns to the class
"I’m no artist but you get the idea."

(via mguzman05)

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offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

Turns to the class
"I’m no artist but you get the idea."

(via mguzman05)

soundlyawake:

who is she

(Source: jesustoh, via bonegami)

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soundlyawake:

who is she

(Source: jesustoh, via bonegami)

ooh turned on the tv and it was exactly 8:00 so I saw the very beginning of Sunday night movie. and it’s a disney movie so i saw the opening. 

best part of my day? yes, sadly. 

takeruvmaeda:

gastrogirl:

samoa cheesecake.

In my mouth, you go!

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via queueteejpg)

9.11.14

And here I am back on tumblr.
Seeing as I spend most of my days in silence I might as well write some stuff on here just so it stops bouncing around in my head all day. 
Sometimes it pays to talk to yourself publicly. And that’s the internet kids.

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

THIS
this is that crap, why I stopped going on tumblr for awhile. Stop saying things that are my life at this exact moment! gah!

(via getlostinfic)

"i just need to get my shit together"

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: jamespmberry, via ajlenova)

I like the kinds of flowers that grow on trees
you don’t have to stop to smell them, just wait for a breeze
the fragrance fills the air so naturally
it’s almost like the wind is talking to me.